People have always made fun of my little beer belly. Understandable, I guess, on an otherwise skinny body. But my usually polite Japanese friends are now also abusing me. I argue that it's a whisky belly and not a beer belly (the tax system makes spirits cheaper over here), but I still feel a little hurt.
So I've figured out a diet plan.
This packet of tortilla chips (99gm) contains 489 calories. However this can of light beer (500ml) contains only 120 calories. So for each packet of chips I don't eat, I can drink 4 cans of beer. Or, if I want to shed a few pounds wieght, I can cut down to 3 cans a day. Now that's the kind of diet I like.
So I've figured out a diet plan.
This packet of tortilla chips (99gm) contains 489 calories. However this can of light beer (500ml) contains only 120 calories. So for each packet of chips I don't eat, I can drink 4 cans of beer. Or, if I want to shed a few pounds wieght, I can cut down to 3 cans a day. Now that's the kind of diet I like.
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